A Dissertation On Leaf Blowers, By Martinus Scriblerus

With all due Respect to my learned Friend ------, a penetrating Journalist and Champion of Democracy, who yet hath the Heart of a wilting Poet, I disagree with his thesis on Garden Rakes, and beg leave to blow it away.

As partial as I am to a lightweight Poly Header, like The True Temper Greensweeper, for resisting Corrosion and Metal Fatigue; or a long-handled Tine Steel Header, like The Corona Clipper RK, for Versatility and Manoeuvrability; or even a voguish circular Header, like that bad Boy The Radius Garden 400 Ground Hog, for slopping wet Leaves then (Mercy me!) doubling as a Pitchfork! I maintain there is no Commodity, no Lover, no gardening Tool for removing Leaves and small Twigs from one's Driveway better than a Leaf Blower!  
 

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