Emery Wentworth Receives A Letter

Today I received an unusual letter.  The writer had clearly misaddressed the envelope.  Who he is I cannot say.  However, he is clearly a commoner, with no more influence upon the government than any voter:

What-ho, Camers!

Spiffing cub hunt last week!  Blighter almost went to ground, but we flushed him out, what, what!  Bally shame you couldn't keep the dogs from rioting!  Left nothing of the Charlie but his big ears!  Have to do better if you want that peerage!  Natter with your predecessor. Maggie was a dab hand with a whip!  Split the dogs up, kept them from sitting down, and what not.  Perhaps you'll do better when we draw a badger.

Received the draft Enterprise and Regulatory Reform Bill for my approval.  Couldn't make head nor tail of it!  Just make sure I don't lose any crispies!  And build me more Palaces!  Can't see the point of functional buildings.  Much prefer useless old things.  All in the public interest, and all that!  Bit miffed about the covering letter, though.  Rotter didn't show me the proper respect!  See that he reads my Guide for Consulting R----s or I'll topple him like R-----'s buildings!

Toodle Pip!