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[the_new_scriblerus_club]

Wanted: Dead or Alive

Children with potential hostile intent

The government has ordered the capture, dead or alive, of any children who

could (if they do not) resent an invading army, and would (if they have not)

do something about it.  Children are considered extremely dangerous, and

armed with cups of tea.

Reward: 2,900,000,000 bbl oil