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Are your profits down? Do you need a Caribbean cruise? Does
your BMI 14.0 Blonde want expensive maintenance? Do you own
just 9 yachts? Can you barely afford to buy your rival's business?
What you need is: Labour Power!
Buy Now Pay Later!
Unlike other commodities Labour Power has the unique ability to
generate profit! It may look human, but don't be fooled by its
downcast face, rumbling stomach and cries for dignity! Put this
fleshy machine to work and it will make you more money than
you give it back!
Free When You Declare Bankruptcy!
There has never been a better time to buy Labour Power! With so
many units on the market you are guaranteed to find the right one,
at the lowest possible price! Each unit comes with unlimited
warranty! If you are not completely satisfied, simply return it to the
market, and get a immediate replacement!
In Stock Everywhere!