Aug. 26th, 2012

the_new_scriblerus_club: (Martinus)
It is with great Pride and Sadness that I read of the death of Neil Armstrong: Pride at his Contributions to that Victory of one Form of Domination over another, to that Science which is as far removed from Human Misery as the Earth is from Galaxy UDFy-38135539, and to that Technology which will orbit Weapons of Mass Destruction over our Heads for our Safety; yet Sadness that without his further Testimony it may take me another forty-three Years to complete my Theory of The Moon Landing Conspiracy Conspiracy

Many a busy Day and sleepless Night have I dedicated to calculating the Quantity of Radiation in the Van Allen Belt, in mrems, and applying it to healthy Astronauts; to arcing lightbeams into the Visors of swerving Motorcyclists; to bounding in a Moonsuit onto the Sets of upcoming Blockbusters; to conquering Parks, Landfills and golf Courses with a rickety Flag; and to broadcasting Queries about Moonbases to Aliens, in their native Tongue.  For how much longer must I toil before I can apply my Time and Energy to addressing that other important Mystery about which the American Government parcels-out Hints, viz. the Assassination of President John F Kennedy?

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