Nov. 9th, 2012

the_new_scriblerus_club: (Martinus)

Good morning Students, and welcome to The University of Britain!  I am Martinus Scriblerus, Professor of Distant Matter, and Director of Marketing.  I would like to thank you, on behalf of the Board of Lecturers, for investing in this Knowledge Factory.  We realise that some of our Rivals, even in poor Countries like Mexico, offer quality tertiary Education for free, and that our Fee of £9000 a Year compelleth you to seek high-paying private Jobs in order to repay your Student Loans.  However, we offer something our Rivals do not.  While they give you merely what you need--that is, Guidance in developing independent Thought--The University of Britain, having to compete like a Business, giveth you what you want!  We offer Courses on Celebrity Journalism, Mobile Communication, and Surf Science!  We guarantee you a high Degree!  And if you do not like or understand what our Lecturers teach, we will replace them immediately! for the Customer, not the Expert, is always right!  

Now then, 'down to Business', as we Educators say.  This Year, the following Modules are available for you to study: 
 

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