Nov. 7th, 2012

the_new_scriblerus_club: (Martinus)

Congratulations to Team Obama!  Commiserations to Team Romney!   Both Marketing Departments must agree it was a fair Race, and the best Budget won.  Nevertheless, with so few Policies mentioned, it was extremely close.  Each Team made a tremendous Effort, together raising almost two billion Dollars, and airing almost one million Television Advertisements.  Team Romney took an early Lead, as Crowds of Pollers cheered him on, but as they neared the Finish, Team Obama overtook them by just a few million Dollars.

As America waved, wept and fainted at this most historic Result, other Countries, having no say in a Decision that will affect them, were relieved America elected a slightly less murderous Ruler: all except Pakistan, which would do anything to stop the remote-controlled bombing of its Terrorists, Men, and Bystanders.  The World looketh to Obama's Sponsors most accurately to guess what Policies he might pursue, which include Corporations, Lawyers, and health Insurers; as opposed to Romney's Sponsors, which included the Banks and Financers responsible for the current Economy.  It wondereth whether Obama can return enough of his Country's Wealth to its People to prevent them from revolting for four more Years.  He can only hopeTM.

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