Oct. 30th, 2012

the_new_scriblerus_club: (Martinus)

I was strolling about Wentworth Gardens, working up an Appetite for Luncheon after overeating at Breakfast, when I discovered John Bull, sitting on a Bench, hunched over a McBurger Meal.  He grimaced when he saw me.  I was hardly surprised.  "You should not eat such Filth!" I told him.  "McBurger Meals are laced with Appetite-inducing Chemicals that cause Heart-Attacks, Strokes, Diabetes, and Alzheimer's Disease. I would the Government would go ahead and Tax synthetic Food, then the Poor would have nothing to eat but Champagne and Caviar!"

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