Sep. 28th, 2012

the_new_scriblerus_club: (Emery)
As a Conservative I believe in traditional British values.  People should work hard, make sacrifices, be responsible and self-reliant, and honour their obligations to their families and communities.  They should learn these values by looking to our country's glorious past as a model of culture and democracy.  The problem with Britain today is that youths and immigrants do not know British history!  They should learn "Rule Britannia", by, um…  They don't know the meaning of the words "Magna Carta", which is, um… You have found me out.  This is bad.  I know how to oppress workers!  I know how to profit from privatisation!  Just vote for David Cameron.

Mr Wentworth categorically denies all allegations that his values are a sham, and that he is involved in a conspiracy against the public.  He would like it to be known that he owns a copy of the Magna Carta, and was only playing dumb to flatter his audience.  Now, if you will excuse me, Wentworth House is closed until Monday.  No more questions.

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