I got wasted last night! it was so impressive. I puked my guts out! ok, so i've had another s--- day, at my s---- work, with my s--- boss, and I want to forget it all. you know how it is. so I start at the cock and bimbo. have a few pints, watch the match. our race wins, of course, cos "we're by far the greatest team that the world has ever seen!" the pundits p---- me off, though. they say our best football has come from having rooney in the middle of the park, glossing over the roles of the two men behind him! both defenders, at different times, actually ran with the ball. hutchinson would trot out 20 yards and pass the ball forward which, on top of being more accurate than passing it 40 yards (yes I'm looking at you henry!) allowed for a faster pace of the game and in turn allowed chambers and moses to work their way forward. I tell you, these so-called experts know f--- all. I watch a lot of footy, know all the players, all the strategies. I don't need some toffs telling me what's what! I get enough of that at work! anyway, I have a few more pints, smack some c--- for spilling gui--ess on me, then its off to wetherspooners to pull!