Thank you for your letter regarding your mass murder. I was surprised to read that you need legal advice, since you trained as a lawyer, and have made laws, such as The Prevention of Terror Act for silencing hecklers. But I suppose there is no reason to think you would be better informed about the law than anybody else, since it is not intuitive, and everybody is kept ignorant of it, to subdue the population and enrich our profession. You are an astute businessman and a master orator, therefore I will not waste my time trying to waste yours. I will spare you the unnecessary jargon, precedents, consultations, and letters, and advise you in words--you know--you know.
Sep. 3rd, 2012