Aug. 17th, 2012

the_new_scriblerus_club: (Martinus)

Having lately suffered from an unsettling Malady, entirely new to this Briton, today I determined to visit a Physician.  After huffing and tutting for what seemed like a Decade in the Waiting Room, I was finally admitted to see one Dr Lovejoy, a young Lady whose looks of Sympathy and Concern were almost extinguished by the heavy Bags under her Eyes.  I summarised my Ailment and immediately presented my Posteriors.  This, however, did not please the Lady, who insisted on asking me several tedious Questions before reluctantly performing a physical Examination.  Her Diagnosis: that is was nothing but a Disease of the Mind!  "Nonsense!" I snapped, "it felt as real as your Finger!"  But she would not be swayed, and quite refused to give me anything but the Telephone Number of a Mental Health Clinic.  Whereupon I gave her a Piece of my diseased Mind!

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