Aug. 14th, 2012

the_new_scriblerus_club: (Emery)

My servant sleepwalked into the lounge this afternoon, several hours late.  He was, as I often find him, pale, with a tie manacled about his neck, reeking of the night before.  I rose to offer him a stiff drink, but for once he declined.

"Every time I'm lured by drums, booze, lights and t---ts" (he pardoned his French) "and every time I'm ripped off, let down, and puked on.  Well, never again!  From now on, John Bull is going to spend his time learning about politics, just like you do".

"Well then!" I laughed, "I will tell you everything you need to know!"  I sat him still, and began the following lecture.

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