I caught sight of the Q----n today. While the Rabble whooped, I thought she would prefer to hear the Particulars of a Scheme I had devised for the universal Benefit of Mankind. Quite what she thought of Ozone-powered fraking, alas! we shall never know, thanks to the Ignorance and Obstructiveness of one PC Neil Jones (Badge number 4569034). Nevertheless, as I picked up my Notes and Protractor, I comforted myself with Thoughts of what Good the Q---n hath already done. Even over the past few Days, she hath taken Time out of her busy Schedule to appear in an Advertisement, and hath condescended to wave at Humanity's finest Specimens. As the Nation swelleth its Chest with Pride, I think it should scratch the Surface of its Figurehead.