Aug. 10th, 2012

the_new_scriblerus_club: (Martinus)
"God save the Queen!  Rule Britannia!  You're sh--t but your Birds are fit!"  As I stood in the Crowd, Foremost of the Flag-shakers, I pontificated on the Nation's great Oly----c Experiment.  

As ye may remember, the Government, having wasted its Cash on PPI, a few Years ago resorted to Alchemy.  Undeterred by the failure of other Nations to make returns on such a Project, it ventured to turn base Taxes into gold Med---ls.  To this end it erected a huge Cauldron, displacing many Homes, and guarded it with a vast Army, so that none but the purest of Hearts might know its Secrets.  Of these I am ignorant, but I am pleased to report that the Experiment appears to have been a Success, and if there are a few Spots of silver or bronze, they are duly scummed away.  As a result London hath attracted almost as much Investment as it would on any other Day!

Proof, if ever Proof was needed, that Britain is the Master Race! 

* I have omitted some Words from my Report at the command of Admiral Insur--ce, Colonel S----ders, and Ron----d McD---d, who have deemed it necessary to suspend free Speech valiantly to protect corporate Profits.

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